[he's talking to a guy who will call someone he just met his beloved]
A long time ago, a hero crushed on a super cute prince! You've heard the story before. They're still super good friends, but for all we know, that was the hero's first crush. Unfortunately, the cute prince only had eyes for a dark knight. But the dark knight didn't know! What a mess. Well, the hero didn't mind though, and they were all became really great friends, despite everyone being a dumbass.
Now the cute prince's father, the king, noticed this! And was so jealous! Why couldn't the hero be his friend, too? And his dumb knight should just scoop up the prince already! The king decided he could kill two birds with one stone. It'd be better for everyone, the foolish king thought.
So the king began to whisper to the hero. You're not good enough, why would the prince choose you? Silly little hero, what do you have to offer? You'll always lose to my dark knight.
The king said these words many times to the hero, but the hero never backed down!
Until he lost to the dark knight, just as the king said.
Obviously, the hero was happy for his friends and kept his sadness hidden away. The king was also delighted, now the hero could entertain him, instead! The king stopped whispering his nonsense, never realizing how much he hurt the hero he now called his friend.
Then they made out on camera to piss off some people on purpose but that doesn't really go with the rest of the fantasy theme, aaaand also the king's love ultimately chose another knight over the hero.
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A long time ago, a hero crushed on a super cute prince! You've heard the story before. They're still super good friends, but for all we know, that was the hero's first crush. Unfortunately, the cute prince only had eyes for a dark knight. But the dark knight didn't know! What a mess. Well, the hero didn't mind though, and they were all became really great friends, despite everyone being a dumbass.
Now the cute prince's father, the king, noticed this! And was so jealous! Why couldn't the hero be his friend, too? And his dumb knight should just scoop up the prince already! The king decided he could kill two birds with one stone. It'd be better for everyone, the foolish king thought.
So the king began to whisper to the hero. You're not good enough, why would the prince choose you? Silly little hero, what do you have to offer? You'll always lose to my dark knight.
The king said these words many times to the hero, but the hero never backed down!
Until he lost to the dark knight, just as the king said.
Obviously, the hero was happy for his friends and kept his sadness hidden away. The king was also delighted, now the hero could entertain him, instead! The king stopped whispering his nonsense, never realizing how much he hurt the hero he now called his friend.
Then they made out on camera to piss off some people on purpose but that doesn't really go with the rest of the fantasy theme, aaaand also the king's love ultimately chose another knight over the hero.
The end.